Top 10 Favorite Chuck Norris Facts
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Chuck Norris still gets asked what his favorite Chuck Norris facts are. He was asked so much that he wrote a book about it. So today, I thought I would revisit some of the famous jokes of America’s greatest action star.
They were a pop culture phenomenon that went on for years. Here are my top 10 favorite Chuck Norris Facts.
Chuck Norris blows bubbles with beef jerky.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity…twice.
Superman goes to sleep in Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris once lost his legs in a car accident and still managed to walk it off.
Chuck Norris once walked into a Burger King and ordered a unicorn burger. When they refused to make the burger “his way,” the movie star punched the establishment. That is how Dairy Queen was formed.
There’s a bear rug in Chuck Norris’ home. It’s not dead, it’s just too scared to move.
There are no doors in Chuck Norris’ home, just walls he walks through.
Chuck Norris is so fast that he can throw a punch and hit himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a restaurant at the same time. The establishment then exploded. No building can contain that amount of awesomeness at one time.
Chuck Norris can believe it’s not butter.
While on the set of Walker, Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra. After three days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris eats meat so rare, it’s from a unicorn.
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